July 2009
50% Flattered 50% Insulted
Me: Isang Gudang Garam po na reds?
Cashier: Isa po?
Me: Opo.
Cashier: Ilang taon na po sila, sir?
Me: Ah. 22.
Cashier: Patingin na lang po ng ID, sir.
Me: Hands over ID.
Cashier: Sensya na po sir, mukha pa kayong bata eh.
Me: Hahaha. Thank you.
WatchIt’s either Ryu’s more exciting to play than Ken or I’m really bad at games. The latter is 90% true.
WatchSo I guess lightsabers can really cut off limbs.
“I’ll be dead before I see the Ring in the hands of an elf.”
– Gimli
Downright Weirdo
In a drugstore with me falling in line...
She: Uy Oti, 'kaw pala yan?!
Me: Uy musta na?
She: Grabe!! Iba na itsura mo. Lumaki na pwet mo.
Me: ... ... ...
She: Seryoso ako!!
Me: Hahaha. (Forced laughter)
WatchGoing through all the contents…made easier.
