Everytime I wake up I'm "Superfly TNT", I'm the "Guns of Navarone".
WHY YOU SHOULD KEEP YOUR DOOR LOCK
- Me: *Sniff*
- Friend: Dude...are you crying?
- Me: ...I'm smelling paint from outside. It makes my eyes watery.
- Friend: ...*Looks at monitor*...Are you watching that Korean drama movie? OMG! "A Moment to Remember?"
- ME: FUCK YOU! SHE HAS ALZHEIMER'S!
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